Think Gatsby, Old Hollywood, speakeasy fabulous. You do not need to arrive dressed as a 1920s gangster, but we’re also not going to stop you.

Of course. We know our audience

A lawyer married a comedian. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

Yes. She cries at TikToks involving elderly people and dogs. This is not a difficult prediction

That depends entirely on what you know

We have a registry and a honeymoon fund. We already own enough children and dogs.

Yes. Once you get there, you’re ours for the evening. No getting back in the car and following somebody’s aunt across town.

About 20 to 30 minutes early is perfect. Enough time to find your seat, say hello, and judge everyone’s outfits before we begin.

Adam is an attorney, so technically you can. Dana would like the record to reflect her objection.

Yes, please. Even if you have personally told us six times that you’re coming. The website does not accept “but Dana knows” as an RSVP.

Yes. We would never invite this many Louisiana people somewhere and not feed them. We’re reckless, not stupid.

#ReadySetVerret. Please use it so we can find all the photographic evidence later.